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Michael: Honey, did you hear that Sarah Palin is pregnant again, this time with triplets?
Me: No way.
Michael: Yeah, she's going to name them Rock, Paper and Scissors.


He wanted me to post that so you all know how clever he is. 

Yes, he's my dork and I love him.

I've been telling all of you not to worry.  Debates are coming!

Via Wonkette...

Incoherent Electoral Analysis

Can you spot what's not quite right in this photo?

Just got back from the left coast and I'm exhausted.  Did manage to read about 3/4 of Potter on the planes.

I'm about to pass out, but I had to post about our pilot on the Atlanta-DC leg.

So we'd just all sat down when harmonica music started floating about the cabin.  It took a moment to realize it was coming through the PA.  It's your typical blues riff.  And then the pilot started singing about how he'll fly the plane and get us home, etc.  Then he introduced himself as Mad Dog!  And then he went on to talk about the fantastic crew and all that.  After that, he played an outro on the harmonica, at which point the whole plane erupted into applause. 

When we landed, he told us that he burned the fuel into fumes and got us to DC in one hour, twelve minutes.  That is fast, guys. 

Thanks, Mad Dog!

This is hilarious. And I'm excited for nice weather this weekend!

Awesome Forecast Causes Weather Man to Lose Mind

Yesterday, my boss had a lunch meeting with an associate from the organization Fight Crime: Invest in Kids.  So as she's getting ready to leave, she taps on my door...

J: Alright, I'm off to Fight Crime!
Me: Don't forget your mask and cape! (and I put my fist in the air like I was Superman...)
J: You're funny.
Me: Have fun fighting crime!

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''

"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"

The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"

A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"

The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"

A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"

"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"

"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it would not be a great loss!"


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