August 19th, 2005 (02:27 pm)
Feeling: annoyed
Hearing: sleater-kinney
I hate hipsters. Really. Like a lot.
So I keep up with reading Stereogum, which is a pretty cool indie rock/pop culture blog. Yesterday, there was a post about this unconfirmed rumour from some drunk hipster girl in Austin who claimed to know that the new Spoon album, Gimme Fiction, is really supposed to be played backwards or some shit. So there was a post today that someone had asked one of band members at a show if this was true and he said no. In the post, it mentioned someone was drinking a Stella Artois.
Suddenly, the comments thread (usually the best part of the blog) went up in flames between people arguing that Stella is awful and it's only cool to drink because they were drinking it in Austin or that whatever PBR is so much better and it only costs two dollars and Stella is sooooo 2003 we drink some Canadian shit so we're so much more indie than you.
Ugh.
Hipsters are against everything I stand for. Something is only cool until a lot of people like it. Or that it's so bad, it's ironic to like it. That's bullshit. Once a band gets famous (yes, sometimes their major label debut will suck, it's the way of the industry) why do hipsters automatically hate them? So cool, so cool, so so so cool, oh too bad, you go too cool, now you suck. How is that logical?
Is it like high school? The popular kids are automatically assholes?
It's all kind of this inverted geek ladder. The further off the radar you are and the geekier you are about all things indie, the more cool you become. Some people are just assholes about it.
I like music because it's good, not because it's sooooo indie. I also like beer because it's good. If you like PBR, drink your PBR because you like it, not because the bottle in your hand ups your indie street cred. If they play Death Cab on the O.C., be happy. That means a bunch of girls who up til then wanted to be Britney Spears now want to download all the Ben Gibbard mp3s they can find. And this is good!!!!
This is the best comment from the Stereogum thread:
"Interesting. I am convinced that there is some hipster illuminati that meets once a year to decide these things, because they certainly can't be that affected by clever advertising.
'So people, this year, it's Stella Artois, Fixed Gear bikes, the Go-Team, and Army hats. The council has spoken. Bring out the stone of triumph.'"
Anyway. My point is, I hate hipsters. Besides, I'm so much cooler than all of you, bitches. I've been drinking Stella since '02. AND IT IS DELICIOUS! ;o)