They call me Erin Doyle...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:35:35 GMT

hebrew school flashback! a patron just requested Molly's Pilgrim. i remember that movie exactly but i haven't thought about it in 20 years!

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:15:23 GMT

qotd from 5 year old girl as she colors pictures: "artists don't make money, but when they're dead they make money!"

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:38:59 GMT

dear everyone, we're having a baby! kept it a secret from facebook until now. had an ultrasound and all looked perfect! it's a boy!

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:36:30 GMT

oh food coma...went to michael's office for thanksgiving potluck lunch. ate way too much. when's nap time?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:59:17 GMT

yayyyyyyyy jessie and joe!!!!!! i am so excited, you guys.

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:48:55 GMT

old man, do you really have to sit next to me while you hork and snarf? come on! be gross elsewhere!

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:58:43 GMT

how can i be exhausted after three days off? i need a nap!

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:50:02 GMT

i love it when the german guy asks me for the Barron's because his accent makes me like to pretend he's looking for Baron Munchausen.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:31:35 GMT

social experiment: using Married to the Sea comics in a library display. awaiting patron commentary (if they read them)...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:20:08 GMT

so whatever "important work" you had to do on the library computer obviously wasn't that important if you couldn't wait 5 minutes to use it and you have time to leave and come back tomorrow.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:47:08 GMT

i think my Elvis hair looks more like Wolverine hair. the little demon at the circ desk agrees.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:31:40 GMT

i'm wearing an Elvis wig at the library today. this is what i get for having a costume emergency last night and going to Target at 9pm for a backup. i still look cute.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:15:49 GMT

what is it with old men audibly burping in the library today? i have counted three of them! gross!!!

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:47:43 GMT

sure lady, i'm "torturing" you because i make you log into your email and check craigslist on your own and won't do it for you. the horrible pain!

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:33:24 GMT

yes, it's just me, your friendly neighborhood genius librarian, sorting out all kinds of problems. all in a day's work, being a genius and all.

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:55:48 GMT

when a tiny three year old boy walks into the library belting out the star wars theme as loud as he can, there is no way i will shush him, because he's made my day.

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:04:30 GMT

holy crap i got an A- on my difficult midterm. michael hopes this doesn't influence my poor work ethic as i waited to the eleventh hour to write it!

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:19:28 GMT

i want to tell you i love you

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:46:38 GMT

happy birthday to my daddy, who i think is now officially (said in a cockney accent) my "old dad"

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:05:18 GMT

my face hurts so bad. the sinuses on the right side have decided to begin the revolution. i don't support them.

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:59:02 GMT

visiting cub scout pack qotd: "does the library have any glenn beck books?"

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:40:27 GMT

seriously, a patron just called me up and asked me if i could check her email for her over the phone. wtf!

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 16:22:47 GMT

i'm such a nerd. this email subject heading just made me laugh, mostly because it sounds funny if i read it out loud: FYI OOP INFO RE ARG/LARP

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:52:14 GMT

THE LIBRARY IS COLD! YAY! PRECIOUS COLD A/C!

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:41:54 GMT

i'm participating in the heart walk with the library team! please donate to help us reach our goal! http://ping.fm/QNJRu